January 2013
23 posts
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Jan 31st
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Jan 12th
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“You can only offend me if you mean something to me.”
– Chris Rock
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 9th
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“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
– Billy Crystal
Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
16 notes
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“You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.”
– Bob Hope
Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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“I would like to give these kids a good home. In fact, there’s one a few...”
– Bernie Mac
Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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“A lot of people say that it’s a lack of vocabulary that makes you swear....”
– Billy Connolly
Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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“The best definition of an honest politician is one who… when he is bought, stays...”
– Alan King
Jan 4th
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“I’m not a person who I ever thought would do well with divorce. Not that...”
– Albert Brooks
Jan 4th
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“I got so good at writing to a budget, my brain was restricting myself. I’d...”
– Albert Brooks
Jan 4th
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“As life’s pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and...”
– Alan King
Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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“What’s real? What’s not? That’s what I do in my act, test how...”
– Andy Kaufman
Jan 3rd
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October 2012
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Oct 5th
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Oct 5th
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Oct 4th
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Oct 4th
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Oct 4th
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“The whole concept of awards is silly. I cannot abide by the judgment of other...”
– Woody Allen quotes
Oct 3rd
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Oct 3rd
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Oct 3rd
25 notes
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Oct 2nd
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Oct 2nd
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Oct 2nd
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“I wanted to be a veterinarian for about a week of my life when I was a kid. But...”
– Jim Carrey quotes
Oct 1st
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Oct 1st
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Oct 1st
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September 2012
98 posts
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Sep 30th
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“One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of...”
– George Carlin quotes
Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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“Ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you, but when you take...”
– George Carlin quotes
Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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“One thing I hope I’ll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who...”
– Jim Carrey quotes
Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 27th
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“We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I...”
– Bill Maher quotes
Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
26 notes
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“The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I...”
– Adam Ferrara quotes
Sep 26th
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