June 2012
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
– George Carlin
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
– George Carlin
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I'm not anti-social. I'm just not social.
— Woody Allen
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of...
– Bill Cosby
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
– George Carlin
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I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say,...
– Bill Hicks
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Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice?
– George Carlin
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Jesus, as a philosopher is wonderful. There’s no greater role model, in my...
– Bill Maher
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The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last...
– Woody Allen
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your...
– George Burns
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
– Robin Williams
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of...
– Bill Cosby
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do...
– George Carlin
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Hate your job? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody and they...
– Drew Carey
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I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate...
– A. Whitney Brown
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