June 2012
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Jun 30th
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“Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.”
– George Carlin
Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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Jun 29th
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“It’s never just a game when you’re winning.”
– George Carlin
Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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Jun 28th
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Jun 28th
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— Woody Allen Like Stand-Up Comedy Portal on FaceBook
Jun 28th
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Jun 28th
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“In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of...”
– Bill Cosby
Jun 27th
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Jun 27th
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Jun 27th
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“It’s never just a game when you’re winning.”
– George Carlin
Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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“I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say,...”
– Bill Hicks
Jun 24th
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Jun 24th
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Jun 24th
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Jun 23rd
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“Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice?”
– George Carlin
Jun 23rd
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Jun 23rd
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Jun 22nd
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“Jesus, as a philosopher is wonderful. There’s no greater role model, in my...”
– Bill Maher
Jun 22nd
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Jun 22nd
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Jun 21st
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“The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last...”
– Woody Allen
Jun 21st
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Jun 21st
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“First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your...”
– George Burns
Jun 20th
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Jun 20th
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Jun 20th
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“Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.”
– Robin Williams
Jun 19th
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Jun 19th
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Jun 19th
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“In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of...”
– Bill Cosby
Jun 18th
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Jun 18th
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Jun 18th
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Jun 17th
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Jun 17th
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“Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do...”
– George Carlin
Jun 16th
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Jun 16th
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Jun 16th
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“Hate your job? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody and they...”
– Drew Carey
Jun 15th
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Jun 15th
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Jun 15th
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Jun 15th
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“I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate...”
– A. Whitney Brown
Jun 15th
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Jun 14th
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Jun 14th
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Jun 14th
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