July 2012
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
– Robin Williams
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If you can remember the sixties, you weren’t there.
– Robin Williams
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On stage you’re free. You can say and do things that if you said and did...
– Robin Williams
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
– Robin Williams
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A place where we all go can’t be bad.
– Robin Williams
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
– Jim Carrey
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Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.
– Bill Maher
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You are what you do. It’s about actions.
– Bill Maher
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
– Bill Cosby
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I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven’t...
– George Carlin
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I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s...
– Woody Allen
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I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it...
– Woody Allen
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Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously.
– Bill Hicks
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider...
– George Carlin
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do...
– George Carlin
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough...
– George Carlin
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The reason I talk to myself is that I’m the only one whose answers I...
– George Carlin
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What if there were no hypothetical questions?
– George Carlin