Eddie Murphy - The Cookout
I would like to give these kids a good home. In fact, there’s one a few miles away from here…
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| — | Bernie Mac |
A lot of people say that it’s a lack of vocabulary that makes you swear. Rubbish. I know thousands of words but I still prefer “fuck”.
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| — | Billy Connolly |
The best definition of an honest politician is one who… when he is bought, stays bought.
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| — | Alan King |
I’m not a person who I ever thought would do well with divorce. Not that it can’t happen. I just didn’t want that. So I waited a long time to meet the right person. Then I finally met someone that I was willing to be divorced from.
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| — | Albert Brooks |
I got so good at writing to a budget, my brain was restricting myself. I’d write, “It’s a stormy night.” Then I’d cross out stormy. I’d write: “It’s a calm night.” Then I’d cross out night. It’s noon. Because you know how much night costs. You know how much rain costs. Nothing comes free in movies.
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| — | Albert Brooks |
