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As life’s pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that’s better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.

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Alan King

Big Pharma’s New Drug: Fukitol (Robin Williams)

What’s real? What’s not? That’s what I do in my act, test how other people deal with reality.

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—	Andy Kaufman

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Self-Help Books - George Carlin

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Bill Hicks

Woody Allen - Stand up comic: Second Marriage

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Bill Maher

The whole concept of awards is silly. I cannot abide by the judgment of other people, because if you accept it when they say you deserve an award, then you have to accept it when they say you don’t.

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—	Woody Allen quotes

Adam Carolla performs stand-up at Seattle Moore Theater

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