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It’s just a ride and we can change it any time we want. It’s only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money, a choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your door, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.
Bill Hicks
I, ah… this abortion issue in the States is dividing the country right in half. You know, and even amongst my friends - we’re all highly intelligent - they’re totally divided on the issue of abortion. Totally divided. Some of my friends think these pro-life people are just annoying idiots. Other of my friends think these pro-life people are evil fucks. How are we gonna have a consensus? I’m torn. I try and take the broad view and think of them as evil, annoying fucks.
Bill Hicks
So, it’s good to be here, wherever I am.
Bill Hicks
Then comes the kicker: Say the alphabet – backwards. “Well, shit, you got me. I’m not drunk, but I’m obviously too stupid to be driving, God damn it.
Bill Hicks

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Watch CNN headline news for an hour, its the most depressing fucking thing: war, famine, death, AIDS, homeless, recession, depression… And you look out your window… Where’s all this shit happening?!
Bill Hicks
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Bill Hicks

It’s all about money, not freedom, ya’ll, okay? Nothing to do with fuckin’ freedom. If you think you’re free, try going somewhere without fucking money, okay?
Bill Hicks