I wanted to be a veterinarian for about a week of my life when I was a kid. But I found out about the whole euthanasia thing and I said, “I can’t commit to that, sorry!
One thing I hope I’ll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again.
Jim Carrey Makes His First U.S. TV Appearance on “The Tonight Show” - 1983
Jim Carrey - At Saturday Night Live

