The best definition of an honest politician is one who… when he is bought, stays bought.
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| — | Alan King |
I got so good at writing to a budget, my brain was restricting myself. I’d write, “It’s a stormy night.” Then I’d cross out stormy. I’d write: “It’s a calm night.” Then I’d cross out night. It’s noon. Because you know how much night costs. You know how much rain costs. Nothing comes free in movies.
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| — | Albert Brooks |
As life’s pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that’s better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.
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Alan King |
Self-Help Books - George Carlin
Woody Allen - Stand up comic: Second Marriage
Adam Carolla performs stand-up at Seattle Moore Theater
Bill Maher Stand up 80’s
Adam Carolla - Stand-up routine
