George Carlin - God loves you!
Self-Help Books - George Carlin
George Carlin - Suicide
George Carlin - Swearing on the Bible
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
Ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
George Carlin: The Sanctity of Life
