You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. “I believe God created me in one day.” Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.
It’s just a ride and we can change it any time we want. It’s only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money, a choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your door, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.
I, ah… this abortion issue in the States is dividing the country right in half. You know, and even amongst my friends - we’re all highly intelligent - they’re totally divided on the issue of abortion. Totally divided. Some of my friends think these pro-life people are just annoying idiots. Other of my friends think these pro-life people are evil fucks. How are we gonna have a consensus? I’m torn. I try and take the broad view and think of them as evil, annoying fucks.
So, it’s good to be here, wherever I am.
Then comes the kicker: Say the alphabet – backwards. “Well, shit, you got me. I’m not drunk, but I’m obviously too stupid to be driving, God damn it.
Watch CNN headline news for an hour, its the most depressing fucking thing: war, famine, death, AIDS, homeless, recession, depression… And you look out your window… Where’s all this shit happening?!
It’s all about money, not freedom, ya’ll, okay? Nothing to do with fuckin’ freedom. If you think you’re free, try going somewhere without fucking money, okay?
I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
